Wow, I just witnessed the most amazing thing on lunch today! While dining at Moe’s (my favorite lunch spot) the person sitting across from me witnessed a man in a suit just walk out of the bushes. It’s like he just appeared from nowhere.
He was amazing. He continued to walk by us and around the shopping center. This extremely strange act on his part has lead to much giggling on my behalf. I can’t help but randomly giggle for the rest of the day now, it was that amazing of a site!
One theory has him leaving Volcanic Eruptions. Is that place even open during the day?
Another theory consists of him being spawned from the earth itself. Honestly I’m leaning towards this one. He just seemed to strange and out of place to accept a more logical theory.
2 replies on “Saw a Guy Appear From the Brush at Lunch”
I’m guessing he was relieving himself. Did anyone check the bushes, by the way?
wow, great theory.